Lucas

Dr. Lucas Bronislaw Cruikshank-Kwanmuang, Ph.D., Sc.D. (born 40 AC), commonly known as Lucas, is an Epic politician, doctor, mathematician, scientist, physicist, and God figure currently serving as the Speaker of the House of the GGS Republic.

Born to transgender parents in the former Cambodian States of Indochina, Lucas was prodigious in mathematics, his prowess in the subject earning him a professorial position at the Oxford School for Pugilists at just 5 weeks old, and a subsequent promotion to academic dean of both Oxford, Cambridge, and the University of easyJet only 3 weeks after. Following a serious altercation with God Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Lucas' respective posts were revoked; this left him homeless for 20 years, with brief sessions of employment at Walgreens and Call of Duty Carnival.

Despite his indigent status, Lucas ran for Governor of Alaska with minimal opposition; the election resulted in his becoming leader of the Alaskan-Yukoner Territories. His leadership was marked by the destruction of the OverTRUTH terrorist cell, a highly-criticized alliance with Go Go Squeez Gang and the mass distribution of its contraband